yummytomatoes:

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: csection)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

sportula:

also to all my new followers

hello

welcome

i’ve been waiting for you

(Source: allamaraine)

If I get +150 followers ill post a long voice clip of me reading whatever you want