Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
“I AM FUCKING STONED!” John Lennon bellowed from the top of the stairs. He had chosen to make his entrance through the upstairs door, presumably so that he could quickly gain the attention of the three startled Beatles below. Swaying slightly, he continued, waving his arms for emphasis.
“I am more stoned than you have ever been. In fact, I am more stoned that you will ever be! And this,” Lennon added with a snarl, “is how the fucking song should go.”
Unsteadily, he lurched down the stairs and over to the piano and began smashing the keys with all his might, pounding out the famous opening chords that became the song’s introduction.
so i go to a store with my friends and one friends boyfriend, and one friend explains to him i’m in love with john lennon, and he goes “HAHAHA HE’S DEAD” and im like “WELL I’LL JUST KILL YOUR GF, HAHAHA SHES DEAD” no one threatens my johnnybaby without getting a threat back